Cheeky Romance Crewneck Sweatshirt – "Break Her Bed Not Her Heart"

The Break Her Bed Not Her Heart crewneck sweatshirt is a cozy fleece pullover with the original romance-rule punchline on the chest. Printed in retro type for anyone already posting the house rules. A cheeky weekend layer for date nights, girls night, and any couple joke that already went public.

Perfect For:

• Unfiltered couples, dating besties, and roast-ready people
• Birthday gifts, anniversary jokes, and just-because surprises
• Lounge days, weekends, and casual nights out

Sweatshirt Details:

• Soft fleece pullover construction
• Unisex relaxed fit
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Machine wash cold
• Free shipping on all US orders over $50.

From The Peachy Journal:

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